fatkins diet

A high-carb, high-fat diet, usually consumed in massive amounts right before bed.

Bob: "I ate, like, two Chinese dinners from the delivery place and just passed out on the couch. I always do this shit."
Tom: "Dude, you better lay off that Fatkins Diet."

by What Award-Winning Low-Carb Diet? April 15, 2004

fakin' a duke

when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off

"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"

by eli jackson June 29, 2007

facking

Irish word for fucking.

I facking hate the irish.

by Carcer January 29, 2004

Falkirk

Falkirk is a chav farm bomb in now.

Falkirk is wonderful, aye a wonderful bucket of shite

by Geggs January 23, 2005

fakin'

A way of saying that somebody had sex but didn't orgasm

What did you do last night? I was fakin'. A total waste of time.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008

fakeism

the opposite of realism in drawing. fakeism

this comic strip is drawn in fakeism style as opposed to the realism style

by david September 27, 2003

crackin’ but fackin

Telling the truth in the form of a joke.

He: Thanks for the coffee. How can I ever repay you?
Co-worker: Well, there's this diamond tennis bracelet I like.
He: Ha. Ha.
He: Oh, I see. You crackin’ but fackin.

by Planet-38 February 21, 2009