Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

Test of Friendship

When you and a friend have to double team a chick.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick has been looking at us all night!
Guy 2: You should go talk to her bro!
Guy 1: I did, but she's is only interested in US.
Guy 2: You don't mean... The Test of Friendship!
Guy 1: Let's do it!!!
HIGH FIVE *SLAP*

by BrosephBro69 October 27, 2010

I see my friends

An abrupt conversational transition device which is often sung (a la Rebecca Black) and is accompanied by immediately walking away. Most commonly used to extricate oneself from a conversion with a bore, braggart, or person with halitosis.

Drunk Fat Chick: "ya wan....ya wann...ya wanna get atah hear a get sumfin ta eat? My daddy owns his own roofing company."
Cool Dude: "I see my friends!" (sung, and walks away)

by Chumley T. walrus May 14, 2011

Don’t name your friends

People on Urban Dictionary ignore this rule so much it shouldn’t even be a rule

Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H

by Delete this account now June 21, 2023

Friends with Costs

The opposite of friends with benefits, friends with costs incur a negative benefit (a cost) on whoever they are friends with. This could include bothering you from time to time for favours or money.

Suman: Cynthia, can you please pick up a bottle of vodka for me and bring it to my house? I promise I will pay you back some day.

Cynthia (aside): I wasn't even headed to Suman's house... Now that's what I call being friends with costs...

by Joshsa January 27, 2010

loving best friends

best friends who love each other and kiss and eventualy will end up as boyfriend and girlfriend.

adriana- is it possible for two best friends to love each other?
Andres- yah
Adriana- then i guess we are loving best friends

Andres- I love you!!!

by hahah691 August 10, 2009

Perfect-Friendship

That friend that you can tell ANYTHING to and not have to worry about being judged, or having their opinion of you change. That friend that is always there for you, even after you just had a fight with them. That friend that always understands you, even your most twisted views on things because they take the time to see it from your point of view.

Me and my best friend had the biggest fight today and we got so upset at eachother, but she was still there for me when I found out my Grandma passed away, we totally have the perfect-friendship.

by 'Topher February 20, 2012