flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.

Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.

by TSHost April 4, 2008

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014

Flushing soup

Flushing soup is the act of one's sperm being flushed down the toilet, whether it be directly from the penis or from a mouth.

I caught my boyfriend flushing soup the other day and boy was he embarrassed!

by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses May 5, 2009

Uranium flush

When one simply forgets to use contraceptive and tries to piss out the semen before she gets impregnated.

‘Bust’s his load’
“Oh fuck, I forgot to take the pill. I’ll be right back after my Uranium flush”

by Hammy554 March 1, 2019

Chill Flush

Referring to the situation when you have been up all night on your computer having pointless conversations with friends just to keep eachother awake. and then your mom goes all stealth mode and listens to your convo (sometimes from the ceiling wielding bazookas) or just a cup on the door. so you non-cholontly get up and walk to the bathroom and take a "chill flush". the action of chilling in the washroom not actually peeing but then flushing the toilet to make it believable. Then followed by the awkward meeting up with your not so stealth mom in the hallway and slyly asking(with a hint of disgust) why she would be awake at such a time. Thus, covering your ass for being up so late. and turning the late night encounter onto her.

"How did you flush it?"
"Just like pretty chill"
"like a chill flush, nothing crazy, just chill"

by TheRoyalFlusher November 8, 2011

Anal Flush

When you put your penis in someone’s ass you take a piss in their ass and flush the shit out of their ass

I want to anal flush her ass bro.

by Squidwards Bitch September 20, 2017

airplane flush

Having your balls sucked with the force of an airplane toilet ejecting poop.

"Dude, I went out with Charlotte last night and she was a freak...went down on me and gave me an airplane flush."
"Damn, what's that?"
"You know, when a girl sucks your balls so hard they're black and blue."

by fdDaddyDopeDick August 24, 2017