Fear fap

When one masturbates to relieve the stress of having been afraid for no good reason.

"Still stressed about nearly rear ending that guy yesterday?"
"Nah, went home and had a nice fear fap and all was well."

by bocephusbear September 21, 2012

fear-worthy

Really cool, awesome, or amazing.

Stems from the overuse of "awesome" to mean something that is good. We already bastardised "awe-inspiring," so "fear-worthy" is next.

"Fear-worthy" is a fear-worthy word.

by 666omega666 January 02, 2011

Fear Daddy

someone who freaks you out. someone who makes you uncunfortable or you just think they are retarded

omg what a fear daddy. fuck going round there that guy is a fear daddy

by Will Dennett May 21, 2008

sausage fears

a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying "no homo," and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia

"Why is Derek afraid of hugging Jonathan?" "He's got mad sausage fears, bro."

by Bro Needs A Babysitter June 20, 2015

atmos-fear

a fear associated with global warming

Man, Al Gore is really freaking out about this, he needs to learn to face his atmos-fear.

by Funkad August 03, 2007

fear the car

The tendency for newer model 'intelligent' vehicles to, with increasing regularity and without warning, suddenly commandeer control away from the input of otherwise experienced, competent motorists.

So I'm backing out of the driveway. Ain't nuthin' behind us besides a fire hydrant and a garbage can. What does the 'smart car' do? Lock 'em fuckin' up! Spilled my drink all across my lap... bitch!

Fear the car...

by YAWA January 26, 2020

fear goggles

What you're looking through the morning after you wore beer goggles and had a one night stand.

I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.

by Ben Frey May 08, 2006