Combat Fap

A Combat Fap is a Situation where a Soldier is in the heat of Battle and has the Sudden Urge to relieve Themselves...

The Soldier must First ask the Commander of the Squad permission to initiate said activity.

Private Dickhead: COMMANDER PERMISSION TO COMBAT FAP SIR!
Commander Asshat: PERMISSION GRANTED SOLDIER.
"The Commander then stares him in the Eyes while he Combat Faps"

by PrivateDK387 August 19, 2016

Fap Blocker

A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021

Rage Fap

When you get pissed off at something so much that masturbating is the only way to relieve the intense anger.

"Dude I failed a test I'm gonna' go rage fap."

"Fuck this. I don't want to argue with you, I just need to rage fap."

by A-Dawg Halvie October 3, 2010

Angry Fap

Going through an emotionally taxing day leaving one feeling hateful and mad. At the end of the day, having a masturbating session. Usually the content viewed during the fap involves fetish pron such as goth, latex, bondage, SM and other bizarre forms of pornography. The angry-fapper does not necessarily have to be an lover of these fetishes, but is driven to look at them because of his/her consternation and furiousness. Some angry-fappers choose to accompany their session with hardcore death/black/gothic metal.

OOOOHHH....Fucking Gianni stole my Dr. Pepper! I'm gonna home and angry fap to Dir en Grey.

by Silverant April 29, 2006

Fap Guilt

The feeling of depression after masturbating to a certain person (e.g. a hot friend, celebrity idol, etc.). Can also apply to females.

I got fap guilt after wanking to my friend's sister.

by wantanabewasabi May 4, 2011

Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

Fap Salad

The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!

"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"

by Dick Thieman December 23, 2012