fap on it

Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.

James: I can't tell if I should fuck my ex or not
Tom: Just fap on it, then you will know.

by Johng123 August 2, 2011

fap 'n' nap

The act of a person masturbating and then going to sleep.

Person 1: hey man, whatcha doin?
Person 2: I'm tired. I think i'm gonna go fap 'n' nap

by Rice Menshorts April 22, 2011

Fap Material

Masturbation material. Something which people will only use for masturbating purposes and nothing but.

"Have you seen Linsey's Myspace pics? Pure fap material right there."

by Animated May 16, 2009

Fap it out

When you get rejected by a girl so you just fap it out and move on

Becca didn't show up so I had to fap it out

by Gshow June 13, 2018

Fap and Nap

The act of falling asleep immediately after masturbating

As soon as I got home from work, I had a fap and nap session.

by askinnyblackman February 27, 2011

fap-time

A special time (scheduled or non-scheduled) in a person's day/week where they celebrate by pleasuring themselves, normally in front of a PC.

1. I can't believe Stacy Henry just kissed and pushed-up against me! When I get home, it's FAP-TIME!

2. I need to hurry up with my research, Mike is coming home soon, and saving all of this info is seriously cutting-in on my fap-time.

3. Janice, when you're done with your fap-time, could you wipe off the chair in the computer room? The last fap-time you had made the chair look like a bird-bath.

by pixelsword May 30, 2008

Fap Nap

After self or mutual masturbation (fap), one takes a voluntary or accidental nap.

Sorry I'm late for the presentation of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's $6.9 million dollar addition for Modern Art and Media Communication, I had an awesome wank and really needed a fap nap.

by DeMoNYC October 17, 2010