Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021
Get the Fap Blockermug. A Combat Fap is a Situation where a Soldier is in the heat of Battle and has the Sudden Urge to relieve Themselves...
The Soldier must First ask the Commander of the Squad permission to initiate said activity.
The Soldier must First ask the Commander of the Squad permission to initiate said activity.
Private Dickhead: COMMANDER PERMISSION TO COMBAT FAP SIR!
Commander Asshat: PERMISSION GRANTED SOLDIER.
"The Commander then stares him in the Eyes while he Combat Faps"
Commander Asshat: PERMISSION GRANTED SOLDIER.
"The Commander then stares him in the Eyes while he Combat Faps"
by PrivateDK387 August 19, 2016
Get the Combat Fapmug. When you get pissed off at something so much that masturbating is the only way to relieve the intense anger.
"Dude I failed a test I'm gonna' go rage fap."
"Fuck this. I don't want to argue with you, I just need to rage fap."
"Fuck this. I don't want to argue with you, I just need to rage fap."
by A-Dawg Halvie October 3, 2010
Get the Rage Fapmug. Going through an emotionally taxing day leaving one feeling hateful and mad. At the end of the day, having a masturbating session. Usually the content viewed during the fap involves fetish pron such as goth, latex, bondage, SM and other bizarre forms of pornography. The angry-fapper does not necessarily have to be an lover of these fetishes, but is driven to look at them because of his/her consternation and furiousness. Some angry-fappers choose to accompany their session with hardcore death/black/gothic metal.
by Silverant April 29, 2006
Get the Angry Fapmug. The feeling of depression after masturbating to a certain person (e.g. a hot friend, celebrity idol, etc.). Can also apply to females.
by wantanabewasabi May 4, 2011
Get the Fap Guiltmug. derived from the term "fat and lazy." when one person spends their friday night sitting in their basement fapping and playing minecraft instead of going to a football game with all of their friends.
by yathatsrightbro October 21, 2011
Get the fap and lazymug. Person 1: Did you see Vaush livestreaming the Ukrainian war last night? He was yelling at his chat to shut up while sitting silently watching security footage from around Kyiv for like four hours.
Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.
Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.
by Zardozspeaks February 25, 2022
Get the war fappingmug.