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Facial Fauci

Very much a traditional definition of the facial sexual act. The caveat here is if the person performing the ejacualtion of semen has been fully vaccinated for COVID-19, although it is unproven, but widely believed in certain circles, the semen will contain COVID-19 antibodies and that consumption of the semen is encouraged to receive some antibodies but by no means is substitute for getting the vaccine shot.
Randall: I met this wonderful lady last night, but then after sex she wanted me to give her a facial fauci since she thinks my semen contains antibodies for COVID-19 after we had a conversation about me being fully vaccinated.

Jamal: smh. I don’t think that’s how it works, but was she wearing a mask at least?

Randall: during or after the facial fauci?
by QUSO2020 April 29, 2021
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facial karanas

Facial karanas is the long lost sister of 2 Greek figures, she was no women of the cloth. She was known to sleep around town with the friends of the 2 adoring brothers on a daily basis accepting facials from one side of town to the other bringing shame to the family name.
Facial Karanas took jeffs hot load like a champ, she still had enough time to swallow Ericks steamy clam before bed.
by Kylethehvacguy October 7, 2016
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facial refund

When you nut in your partners mouth, and then they kiss you without swallowing.
Guy 1: So I nut in this chick's mouth, and then she came in for a kiss.

Sexually Confused Guy: Aw dude, she gave you a facial refund!
by Realnamemaker June 6, 2016
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reverse facial

female ejaculation on a male's face I.E. squirting
Dan was both shocked and intrigued when he received his first reverse facial on his 3rd date with Rhonda
by torquebird September 5, 2016
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Facial destruction

What happens when you stand still for way too long in an online gaming match.
The n00b stood still zoomed in trying to get a headshot, and the seasoned veteran came over and enforced some major facial destruction. There was blood everywhere, I am still afraid to look.
by Hydrocat February 4, 2009
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Facial Deficit

Facial Deficit is a term referring to a face of a person that is unpleasant to look upon
Lindsay Lohan has a chronic Facial Deficit. All those drugs have destroyed her once good looks.
by Aerophone April 17, 2012
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Dusty Facial

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.
Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial
by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011
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