Existential back pain

Back pain that is caused by simply existing.

For example, feeling pain in the upper or lower back region when there is no reason too. This is known as existential back pain

by Shamiah James September 29, 2022

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ExistingTM

A man named Dennis who cosplays as a plague doctor and appeals to mask kink havers. His dick looks like a ken doll and his asshole is made up of rainbows. put him in fnaf so he can get rid of his a sexuality and allow him the glory of cumming a fat nut

"Did you see that fat bird dick on that one blog?"
"yeah that was an existingtm"

by I'm coming for you Dennis June 10, 2023

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Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.

Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

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Co-existing Sisters

This is when your parents make you and your sister, step sister, or half sister get along, but you both hate each other. So you make an agreement that you are going to co-exist, and you call your relationship coexisting, or 'co-existing sisters'!

Lena: I hate you and you hate me, and I don't want to deal with you when I get home from practice and school.

Kate: I hate you, too, and I don't want to be your sister.

Lena: Good, then we are co-existing sisters, because we have to behave but we don't want to be sisters.

Kate: Great! Goodnight, co-existing sister

Lena: Goodnight asshole.

by Dilligaf ismdiabod August 28, 2019

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