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Exam

A nightmare fuel sheet of paper that comes from deep hell, its used to destroy the mental health of high school students and teens, you're damn cooked if it's online, bc of too many errors, used by teachers to watch you suffer in agonizing pain, if one fails the exam, it is said to lower the grade, thus builds up level 5 stress, and it sucks bro...
exam is the worst bro its the WORSTTTTTTTTT
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! October 2, 2025
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Wasabi Prostate Exam

(Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.
"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."
by JKeyes8989 January 26, 2022
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Exam Brethren

Examination brethren ( Exam Brethren);
This is a means of supporting colleagues writing exams

It can be in form of cash, foodstuff and kind words of encouragement (which should go with the first two)
Exam brethren is a tradition majorly done in medical school
Nonso is going to recieve exam brethren in this coming exam from me
by ProEx February 22, 2020
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Hands free prostate exam

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”
by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024
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Exams

Created by Satan himself; exams have the power to drive the youth population of any nation to a state of stress and anxiety that is so high, they start to uncontrollably urinate and peel the skin off anything in a two-mile radius.

Other common side effects of Exams may include.

1. The sudden urge to start a cult

2. The realisation that a cult is a good idea and that Satan is our lord and savior
3. Kidnap your neighbour
4. Sacrifice them

5. Illish kah eth ma suliso

6. Grab a cup of tea, you've earned it x

8. ALESH OORA SHEER ETH ILLISH OÜ
Exams are pretty bad
by Rhetorical answer May 11, 2022
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Phantom Exams

Defined as the brief delusional feeling of guilt or agony felt by university students after recently finishing their finals, that they still assume that there is an exam out there or somewhere that he/she needs to study for but in reality there isn't. This phantom pain symptom usually occurs after a university student spends 2 weeks or more prepping for their finals in order to save their GPA.

Medical students are the most vulnerable.
Jon: Hey Richard! Excited for our winter break after long hours of mental burnouts and late nighters.

Richard: I wish i could enjoy it but whenever i wake up from bed but i still feel like we have phantom exams.

Jon: same bro, same.
by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 13, 2018
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Exam

exams are the worst. its basically torture but on a piece of paper.
person 1: hey how do u think u did on the exam?
person 2: awful. I just wanna tear the fucking paper and pass away.
by weirdass_bitch June 21, 2021
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