Evelyn Parker

Someone who isn’t very cool. Specifically, not as cool as Mac Sumner.

She is such an Evelyn Parker.

by mac.s17 March 18, 2022

Evelyn

The most incredible girl you’ll ever meet. She is insanely sweet and cute and beautiful and sexy when she wants to be, but mostly wears loose fitting clothing so you’re lucky if you see her body. She’s relaxed and laid back, but can be extremely energetic when she’s happy. Evelyn is weird and unique. She’s always in her own world doing her own thing, being happy. She doesn’t have many friends and has been through a lot, but she keeps a smile on her face and will always be happy to see you. She’s like the color yellow, she’ll always make you feel better, and is bright and happy, despite everything in her life. You’re lucky to know an Evelyn, and don’t abandon her, she’s been kicked to the curb and left alone, but she always persists. You wouldn’t know just by looking at her, but an Evelyn’s spirit is truly one of the strongest you’ll ever know

Person 1: wow, Evelyn is so beautiful and confident

Person 2: of course she is, she’s incredible!

by Evie70 November 25, 2021

Evelyn

A very stubborn, cold but can be a great person when you need her. She is really straight up, and will give you advice that will hurt you, but will help in the future. (eventually) She is someone that is very mysterious, and hides a lot of things. But once you turn into a special person to her, and be in her soft spot, she will open up to you, and you will see her as a whole different person. She has beautiful eyes, that once you look at them you get mesmerized. She has long hair, a body of a goddess, and you will surely fall in love with her once you talk to her. She will put you down a lot of times, but once you show her that you're not a person who gives up, she will give you a chance and sees how it goes. Evelyn is a person who you can put your trust in, and she is a person who also will break your heart. But she will make it up to you once she realizes how wrong she was. Evelyn might be stubborn but she is someone who learns from her mistakes and does choices that will help her be someone better. She is an independent women, She won't change for no man either. She is a strong person and will do anything to make her life successful. If you have an Evelyn in you're life, you're really lucky, even if she pisses you off a lot, and breaks you're heart, She is worth it. Trust her.

Person 1: I can't believe Evelyn would do that!!
Person 2: Shut up, Go back to her before you're life turns into a living hell without her!!

by akakakakakakakakakakakakakakaf October 30, 2022

Evelyn Prune

The leader of the prunes and maker of the pruble also she’s a big dick 🥰

Don’t be such a Evelyn Prune

by Weasellinguwu May 27, 2022

evelyn

evelyn is a smart sexy loving girl who works at jersey mikes. anyone who has had an evelyn in their life would be the luckiest man alive. her ass is fat and outs smiles on peoples faces when she walks in the room.

wow that girl is so pretty
yeah shes a total evelyn
aye im eating that cookie

by phatpusspuss June 28, 2025

evelyn

evelyn is a really gay person and they live in arizona

"wow evelyn was so gay in arizona"

by definegerald July 1, 2022

Ira evelyn sunil

the most perfect person to step foot on this planet. Ethereal, absolutely beautiful. honestly the sweetest and most amazingest person I've ever met. I love her so much. I hope that she realises how amaizng she is and how much her existence has influenced me for the better and how she's help lift the biggest burdens from my back. hope we share chips at school again and have staring contests <3

she's so ethereal. Her name must be Ira evelyn sunil

by lallalalalaland November 21, 2021