engineer

A person who studies hard to be able to drink more than anyone else while in school, then makes more money than the same people in the workforce

man why does an engineer make so much money for learning to drink a case in a night

by Heff January 22, 2004

Genetic Engineering

Often misunderstood as a bad thing because of bad coverage in the press, it is in fact very useful. To engineer something you need to map an organism's DNA and then discover which genes have which effect. Then map another organism's DNA and implant those genes where you want the desired effect. It can be performed while a creature or plant is in it's embrionic stage, if done after there would be far too many DNA strands to alter. It could be used to create plants that would grow all year round in any county such as deserts without rain or even in antarctica and if there is water there, thoretically Mars.

"Genetic Engineering is a bad thing. I don't know what I'm talking about. I am an idiot."
Prince Charles.

by Wingy January 3, 2006

engineer

ERTFW.... There are three things thing this world that you need duct tape, WD-40 and Beer. Duct tape for things that move and aren't supposed to. WD-40 for things that don't move and are supposed to. And Beer for if it doesn't fit into the first two categories.

So your an engineer? Wanna fuck.

by danny ebi October 27, 2004

Engineer

A profession which has designed and developed everything from cars and planes to computers and cell phones to buildings. Often confused today with mechanics, technicians, and train drivers. Without them it would be back to the caves. They deserve respect.

The design of the Burj Khalifa tower required top of the line structural engineers.

by Allegius August 22, 2012

construction engineer

Like a civil engineer, just not as up tight. They perform managerial tasks on the job site as well as design engineering (i.e. temporary structures). They spend a lot of time on the job site overseeing the actual construction of a project and making sure it gets finished in a cost efficient, safe, and timely manner.

The civil engineers don't like it when they find out that construction engineers make more money than they do!

by MMartinez May 9, 2007

Nigger engineered

A term used when an object is taken apart and modified for another purpose: often ruining the functions of said device.

"I nigger engineered my stereo so my ipod could play through it."

"God damn, why you nigger engineering my stereo, now it wont play my CD's!"

by topherrrr January 18, 2009

Chickenhawk Engineer

A person works in the engineering field who discusses and debates the best way method to perform a given task, but then consciously avoids doing the actual work themselves.

"It is quite amusing how Mark got so heated in the arguement about how to architect that widget but then the next day he avoids actually performing the very tasks that he was describing" said Frank.

Max replies, "That is because he is a Chickenhawk Engineer. He will always get in arguements about how to solve a problem, but never gets involved in the actual work of implementing the solution."

by archyis February 17, 2009