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engin

It is a fuckin name not engine its engin
Engin
by Annenaq April 8, 2018
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Pizza Production Engineer

A pizzeria employee tasked with the saucing, cheesing, and topping of pizzas; One who tops a pizza.
The Pizza Production Engineers were responsible for assembling and cooking your pizza.
by BlackDeathJackal September 9, 2010
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check engine light

The ultimate cock-block when you A. Need to get your car inspected or B. Need to sell your car. Generally, it means a sensor is tripped that indicates a faulty part, but it usually doesn't affect the overall operation of the car.
Potential Buyer: "So how much do you want for this car?"

You: "I'll take $5000 for it."

Former Potential Buyer: "Wait... the Check Engine Light is on, never mind."

You: "fuck..."
by iraqvet2009 August 30, 2010
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engsci

1) A student the division of Engineering Science at the University of Toronto.

2) A terminal stress condition whose symptoms include: headaches, nausia, loss of sleep, bad hygene and worse GPAs.

3) A person who has mastered vector calculus and yet cannot add properly.

4) Someone who is fucked.

5) someone who has not yet dropped out of NSCI.

6) Someone who is better than you are.
Jimmy studies Engineering Science: Biomed at UoT.

Sally didn't sleep for 5 days while trying to finish her design/lab/problem sets. She also didnt eat, bathe or see sunlight.

Jack took the integral of the magnetic flux passing through a surface S which was induced by the changing electric field as determined by Maxwell's equations. He got it wrong when he fucked up the minus sign.

"Oh, you're a 2nd year engsci? You are so fucked!"

At least they dont take Indy...
by Yu Ling Cheng March 7, 2005
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When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
by AirRon October 26, 2007
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engayify

the color pink tends to engayify any situation.
by the storm drains April 2, 2009
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'Advice' given when a woman will inevitably be taking part in unwanted but mandatory/inevitable sex, usually with a partner but sometimes attributed to rape.

Apparently the phrase began in Edwardian England, when mothers would give it to their daughters on their wedding nights- this would be then first girls had heard about sex. Basically, think of the good the children could do the country (could become soldiers, doctors, etc).
No matter geographical location, 'England' should always be used- don't go about saying 'lie back and think of 'Murica' or 'lie back and think of India'. People will think you're a right ninny.
Sue: Ugh, Brian's convinced me to sleep with him tonight.

Anna: You'll be fine... Just get it over with. Lie back and think of England.
by YourMother'sUnderwearDrawer August 31, 2013
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