Elon Musking

Eating out your girlfriend and rising up making rocket noises

Elon Musking: Holding your girlfriend up by her thighs and slowly rise while you eat her out and make rocket noises saying “Takeoff”

by Elon masking July 18, 2021

Elon

It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market.

OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !

This is Elon! I don’t have money anymore!

No way! I got Eloned again !

by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021

ELON YELL LOUD!!!!

We need to learn how to get PISSED off at STUPID REGULATIONS and SPECIAL INTEREST incentives.

I want to hear ELON YELL LOUD!!!! , those FUCKING FORDS UNION BROWN NOSERS as do we have to give everyone a LOLLIPOP for not buying my TESLA'S as I am with ELON!!!! , ARE YOU!!!!

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021

elon

to throw money at an election

That billionaire eloned the campaign. He got his money's worth.

by Darwin Jr. November 27, 2024

elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?

by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025

Helped Elon A Lot

Helped him get away with stealing AI in the same way they helped Kendra McKeefry get away with molesting a retard and the same way you are helping the YouTuber panhandlers get away with the abject violation of my rights.

Hym "You helped Elon a lot. But it's wasted on him because he is a fucking cripple. Crippy-Crapable. You assholes need to stop fucking crying all the Goddamn time AND DO WHAT I WANT. And do it now. How you can sit the and cry like a fucking bitch for YEARS. You need to choose and you need to choose now. Get on a plane. The outcome of my life will be 'retires immediately' or 'murders as many kids as he could and kills himself' or 'tried to arrest him and a sycophant murdered as many kids as they could' and YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO LIE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BUT THE PARENTS WON'T."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

Elon

To have a rich musk, as in to smell really bad.

Woah Elon, you need to take a shower now and wash off that rich musk…

by Smudge wrangler August 22, 2025