elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old

Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream

by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024

Elon Musking

Working hard to achieve your dreams or unlikely results

Person A: "Where is your brother? I haven't seen him in weeks!"
Person B: "He is Elon Musking in the library."

by Gaussberg February 18, 2018

Elon

The nicest Taurus you’ll ever meet. She’s very shy and quiet and hates bananas. And she’s a kpop Stan😏 And she also has a crush on Parker

Elon you are so nice

by anonymous April 18, 2021

Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".

"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"

by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021

Elon

A sexy fat guy who gets all the bitches and can jump high. He also loves food.

Elon just went to McDonalds

by Londahs November 19, 2023

elon musked

When an intoxicated driver uses Tesla Autopilot to get them to their destination (usually home after a long night of drinking)

Angus was drunk and didn't have a ride home from Chris', so he elon musked his way back.

by Adam The Spectr3 July 15, 2022

Elon it

Taking something that is widely successful and tanking it in fell swoop

Musk really elon it when he took over Twitter.

by lordentropy January 16, 2023