Elliott

The biggest loser in the world, Has a 2 centimeter dick. Elliott cant pull any bitches too, every time he has sex with women they start wondering why his dick is a fucking 2 centimeter and leave him

"H-Hey elliott... Why is your dick so tiny?"
"Uh uh uh..."
"Fuck you dumb loser Im gonna sleep with a man with a bigger dick!!

"H-Hey elliott... Why is your dick so tiny?"
"Uh uh uh..."
"Fuck you dumb loser Im gonna sleep with a man with a bigger dick!!

by pedophiledefeator November 22, 2021

Elliott

Elliotts are typically the type of people to perform traditional rain dances butt-naked in front of their 1st hour class. Especially to the rhythm of "Laffy Taffy." Not only that, but when an Elliott takes the ACT test, their score becomes their penis's length (in centimeters). Therefore, if an Elliott were to score a 36, your mom would have quite an interesting night (that's 14.2 in freedom units). Don't forget to tip your local Elliotts (they take tips AND tips) and to always comment on the extreme girth of their buttocks! Nicknames like "Elligyatt" are indeed permitted.

"Hey Elliott, or should I say ELLIGYATT!"

"Elliott, my mom told me it penetrated through to the other side... maybe getting a 36 on the ACT wasn't so good an idea..."

by squirrel52 February 15, 2025

The "Elliott S." Effect

This effect is defined as going through a great change during puberty where you switch personalities very slowly due to popularity or personal problems. EX: a really nice guy that has a small friend group turns into a hoe that hits on 3 girls each week and is popular.

Josh got taken over by The "Elliott S." Effect and he seems to have moved away from his old friend group and moved to being popular. He probably has like 3 stds

by dtgyat March 6, 2025

Elliott

Elliot is the sweetest boy in the world once you get to know him. at first he can seem a bit boring and cynical but once you get to know him he will be there with you through your highs and your lows. he is sporty, a very fast runner and is very good at music and cooking. he gets sad when good food is spoiled and bad food is eaten. usually very tall lean and lanky with light brown hair and brown eyes. will accept a good joke.

person one: wow he really is an Elliott.
person two: ditto

by Brownie446378 March 7, 2025

Elliott

Sure, here is the text in a more structured and clear form:

"Elliott is an amazing artist who is outgoing, hard-working, and extremely dedicated. They are Scottish and are talented flyers, part of a group called Elite Flyers of FHO. Elliott is the second elite member who demonstrates exemplary talent and skills as a coach. They are a Furry 9-tailed Kitsuné who goes by the name Kitsune Kaze or DJ Big Kit in their 2 personal DJ group, The DJ DupliKITS. Their fellow DJ, who is smaller, goes by DJ Tiny Kit."

Elliott- "You come over the water I wanna see my Tiny Kit"
Tiny Kit- "Ye and we can make some music"
Elliott- "Yes we will Tiny Kit"

by Crimsin Eternal July 10, 2024

Elliott

Elliott is an absolute dork who REALLY REALY REAAAAALY wants a middle part but keeps saying, “Guys… it’s almost there… i promise… it’s just not long enough.” The last part of the quote also speaks to something else (his micro penis). He keeps telling people that it’s gonna grow. Elliott acts alt and emo but secretly is obsessed with trains and has no swag.

“That guy Elliott is so ugly, his hair makes him look like Richie from Benchwarmers”

by cheese and milk eater July 2, 2023

elliott james alder

elliott james alder is a jarring twat but you miss him when he’s gone

omg that’s such an elliott James alder move

by yurrrrnotme September 25, 2023