Elliotts are typically the type of people to perform traditional rain dances butt-naked in front of their 1st hour class. Especially to the rhythm of "Laffy Taffy." Not only that, but when an Elliott takes the ACT test, their score becomes their penis's length (in centimeters). Therefore, if an Elliott were to score a 36, your mom would have quite an interesting night (that's 14.2 in freedom units). Don't forget to tip your local Elliotts (they take tips AND tips) and to always comment on the extreme girth of their buttocks! Nicknames like "Elligyatt" are indeed permitted.
"Hey Elliott, or should I say ELLIGYATT!"
"Elliott, my mom told me it penetrated through to the other side... maybe getting a 36 on the ACT wasn't so good an idea..."
"Elliott, my mom told me it penetrated through to the other side... maybe getting a 36 on the ACT wasn't so good an idea..."
by squirrel52 February 16, 2025