Edward Elric

The star of the anime FullMetal Alchemist. A boy who's mother died when he was young, so he and his brother tried to bring her back with alchemy, but instead, Ed lost a limb, and his brother Al lost his entire body. Edward used another limb, to put Al's soul in a suit of armor. Now they are searching for the Philosopher's Stone, a stone to help them regain their bodies. He also hates being called short or small. :)

"Have you ever noticed how short Edward Elric is?" Ed:"HEY!!! WHO'S CALLING ME A SHORT LITTLE SHRIMP YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE???!?!?!!"

by Sincerity April 16, 2005

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is a 108 year-old virgin who sparkles. You do the math.

Guy 1: Dude is that Edward Cullen?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.
Guy 1: Isn't he a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's 108
Guy 1: Wow, he has some serious issues to work out

by ohwaoerujlk October 25, 2009

Edward

Edward is someone who will come into your life unexpected, & someone you can never regret in meeting. He has a great sense of humor, full of sarcasm, charming, smart, corny, but most of all hard-headed. Though that's what makes him who he is, & he makes a great boyfriend too.

Ed, Eddie , Eddie Bear, either way I love you ;) love tots

Get you an Edward

by yourtotslovesyou111017 November 12, 2017

Harry Edward Styles

the hottest man alive. his music can take to outer space. but make sure u stay out of his kitchen.

Harry Edward Styles is my idol

by Kaitlyn_loves_harry July 18, 2020

The Edward

The act of putting a stuffed animal in a drawstring bag to attract girls. This works well especially at camps. Gives even the weirdest people instant popularity.

andy: Whose that fag with that stuffed animal on his back?
random guy: Hes doing The Edward
Andy: wtf thats soo stupid..... why are all those girls going up to him.............how can something that stupid be so genius?

by Andy (ur bday present eddy) August 15, 2010

John Edward

A television personality who claims to communicate with the dead. Owns a book called, "How to 69 with yourself". Was nominated for, and won, the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, beating out an actual giant douche.

Wow, John Edward, you're such a giant douche!

by Jacko912 May 11, 2006

Edward Dildohands

A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.

A low budget porno

An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands

A fetish pornstar

That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'

by EDH007 October 21, 2010