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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.
Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"
by Hym Iam October 11, 2023
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No the solution isn't just doing some cultural cliche.
A retard "So what? Just *insert cliche everyone says*"

Hym Iam "So what? So it is going to affect my life in perpetuity from now on and the people who are responsible are responsible and maybe in this situation I'm entitled to some recourse. So no I not just going to do cliche. You want me to stop talking because your retarded ass doesn't want to think because thinking hard. You don't want to engage with the topic and that's fine but if that's the case, why am I even talking to you about it?"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2026
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$31.06 Is Everyone's Prayer

$31.06 Is Everyone's Prayer
$31.06 Is Everyone's Prayer
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I Psychically Abuse Everyone I

I Psychically Abuse Everyone I
I Psychically Abuse Everyone I
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National Fuck Everyone Day

on the date april 11th you have the right to fuck or be fucked by ANYONE male or female
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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Malcome in the middle how old is everyone

Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000

Reese wilkerson born

February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006

Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006

Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000
Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.
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