Ban-dy Land

The place where unwanted individuals go when banned from the internet.

Fucktard: asl showtitsplz
Mod: Fucktard-Banned
Fucktard: Oh shit, i'm in Ban-dy Land. Hey look, there's the Ban-dy King!

by Iron Patriot July 17, 2009

Dying Muffin

A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation

"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"

"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"

by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017

Dying Bees

When bees die because the were contaminated by pesticide

SAVE THE DYING BEES

by CAT9000 November 2, 2018

Dying

The thing I want to do every waking moment but only deterred from by the unknown of what happens after death

Someone: *makes a slightly funny joke*
Teenage white girl: *in bitchy voice* LOL IM LI-TER-ALLY DYING 😂😂😂😂”

by Cooler larrythelobster69 March 14, 2019

Tie Dying

Another way of saying you'll hang yourself with a noose.

*Your significant other breaks up with you and you're in a super depressed state*
You: Aw man, insert significant others name just broke up with me. I guess tie dying is my only option.

by Disfunctional Arm April 19, 2019

Dying in your sleep

Everyone thinks dying in ur sleep is the most peaceful way to go, my great grandma use to say when u die in ur sleep angles bring u up to heaven ,but sometimes angles can be clumsy and drop you ...have you ever had a dream where u where falling and woke up?

Have you ever had a dream where you died in your sleep

Dying in your sleep - the angles didn’t drop you this time

by Dying in your sleep December 1, 2019

Dying Babies

When baby die, baby dead

Dead babies are when babies die

Dammnnn dat baby dead yeet

Dying babies die because they starve or get choked to death because they want to be choked from daddy but daddy want to do it also so daddy kill baby and baby lay on ground dead

by The fattest John May 6, 2019