Short Dwarf

is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf

the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie

by MonkeyNeedsconstipationpills August 29, 2023

Dwarf Wrecking Ball

A dwarf with massive muscles.

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball

by Bonk police September 7, 2023

The 8th dwarf

Cristian.

Used to refer to someone who is being moody.

Similar to Grumpy.

"The 8th dwarf is back."

"Is Cristian being moody again?"

by Amelia9 September 28, 2023

Dwarf

A cucc who uses words when she doesn't know the definition of the word. She also blames her Xbox when she loses in for honor

Man, Dwarf was being a real Dwarf back there, eh?

by Orishnek January 20, 2020

Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular

Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"

by Benisrlyhappy February 26, 2020

toothless dwarf

When a midget with no teeth goes down on your thunderbox and when your about to cum he pours lucky charms all over her pussy.

Krista really want a toothless dwarf to pour lucky charms all over her but none could be found.

by dirtymatthew May 9, 2020

Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel

An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).

Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable

by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020