by Bonk police September 7, 2023
Get the Dwarf Wrecking Ball mug.First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
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Get the Bearded Sex Dwarf mug.A nickname given to a short friend, the other friend usually has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget Jr'
Someone who has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget' is most likely below the height of "5'3"
A dwarf nugget is somewhat kind and fairly rude to their friends. They love to mess around with you and try to give you a good laugh. They are a bit insecure and shy, but are usually willing to do embarrassing things when with their friends. They are also very fucking stupid. They are the stupidest species on the planet earth, and are often tricked to do hilarious and dirty things not realizing it until they already did it.
Someone who has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget' is most likely below the height of "5'3"
A dwarf nugget is somewhat kind and fairly rude to their friends. They love to mess around with you and try to give you a good laugh. They are a bit insecure and shy, but are usually willing to do embarrassing things when with their friends. They are also very fucking stupid. They are the stupidest species on the planet earth, and are often tricked to do hilarious and dirty things not realizing it until they already did it.
"Oh, hey dwarf nugget whatcha doin?"
"Eh nothing much dwarf nugget jr, just trying a new food combination"
"Oh?"
"Yea, I call it the cheesy pickle pizza"
"What is it?"
"A pizza with crust stuffed with cheese and pickles."
"That uhh, uhm... Yea that's definitely interesting.."
"Eh nothing much dwarf nugget jr, just trying a new food combination"
"Oh?"
"Yea, I call it the cheesy pickle pizza"
"What is it?"
"A pizza with crust stuffed with cheese and pickles."
"That uhh, uhm... Yea that's definitely interesting.."
by PicklesAreVeryYummy February 15, 2024
Get the Dwarf nugget mug.The most amazing species to ever exist. They are very strong and loyal. The Dwafs are often overlooked but they are the pinnacle of fantasy. Many people love the Elves but they do not deserve it. The dwarfs work tirelessly for countless hours while the Elves frolic about being idiots. The Dwarfs will never be as weak as the Elves. The Dwarfs are just naturally superior to them.
by Dwarfs April 25, 2023
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