South African Pistol Draw

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.

Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"

by JohnDaniels May 14, 2015

Dawson

A Dawson is very out going. He won’t let anything stop him from achieving his goals. He’s very tall, and might make fun of you if you’re short. He is very funny. Once you’ve got him never let him go, he will make a great partner

Did you see Dawson with her today I’m so jealous

by Creeper_Crusher December 3, 2018

quick draw mcgraw

When a male is pleasuring himself and last 30 sec. or less.

Justin was referred to as Quick draw mcgraw because he was a premature ejaculater.

by troublemaker9875 May 15, 2010

draw from a hat

a fun game that you play during social gatherings of friends etc.

1: get a hat or container of some sort

2: get paper and pens

3: everyone secretly writes on about 6 different strips of paper funny
things they would like to see people draw.

4: place all strips (folded) into hat

5:everyone takes one out of the hat (pick another if you get your own).

6: take about 5 min to draw whatever it says on the strip

7: everyone has to guess what it is that you drew.

8:collect all the drawings because they are fun to look at later.

draw from a hat is the best game ever

by bianca C July 5, 2008

Shane Dawson

The best youtuber of all time =) <3

Person one : Isn't Shane Dawson's Sarah Palin video great?
Person two : I prefer his Shanaynay videos.

by dumbrunette.x September 27, 2009

Dawson

Someone who was in the friend zone for a while, then was rejected about 4 or 5 times, then he either came to his senses, or him and whoever he liked started dating. But if you end up liking a Dawson, keep him, and tell him how you feel, and shoot, who knows he may like you back.

Friend: I think I like Dawson, but I think he likes someone else.
You: Just go for it, maybe your the one he likes.

by wannabemj November 10, 2020

draw back a bloody stump

pulling back what should be your intact hand after mistakenly reaching for some item you counted on as belonging to you. Most often a trick in the card game of Euchre. The actual owner of the trick having severed all or part of your hand up to, but not including the elbow. The dismemberment/amputation could occur in any of a variety of gruesome manner-- meat cleaver amputations are quickest and most successful but other more lengthy and painful mutilations might include, but not limited to, chainsaws, electric OR manual meat grinders, strait razors, butcher knives, cinder blocks, sledge hammers, boot heels, barbeque forks etc.

Juan forgot that spades was trump so when he tried to collect the trick with his ace of clubs I ground his hand from his wrist with my Black and Decker belt sander leaving only denuted bone and scraps of soft tissue in its place causing him to draw back a bloody stump.

by The-Hawk July 23, 2009