A friendly sounding yet declarative statement of disbelief towards a comment or statement made by another.
Guy: "My dick is twelve inches long."
You: "Doubtsies."
Dumb friend: "Omg come with me to my uncles funeral it'll be so fun!"
You: "Doubtsies."
You: "Doubtsies."
Dumb friend: "Omg come with me to my uncles funeral it'll be so fun!"
You: "Doubtsies."
by smokeyourshoes August 25, 2011
Get the Doubtsies mug.The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.
by VolcanicEruption July 29, 2012
Get the Doritos Alabama Volcano mug.The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.
Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015
Get the Dorito Crotch mug.A made up character in the Adventures Of The Lost Dorito. DoritoSlammer64 helps u on your quest to find the lost Doritos but turns evil in the end and you have to fight to save the lost Doritos. DoritoChomper23 the evil was cursed by DoritoSlammer64 and was a nice person before being cursed and comes back and helps you in the final battle with DoritoSlammer64
LOOK OUT ITS DORITOSLAMMER64
by ZP-36363 September 23, 2016
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by Daddy Dorito June 11, 2018
Get the Dorito Kink mug.A religion based around a Dorito (male) and a a Tub (female)
Their ten commandments are :
1. Always Give attention to a tub or dorito who is in need
2. Always respond to the attention bell, no matter what
3. Never break a super pinky promise
4. If you can’t uphold a pinky promise make sure to remove it via secret handshake
5. Always give big bear hugs
6. Always dance to star trekking across the universe
7. Always deliver a toast before meal (not to socialism)
8. Always give a goodnight kiss
9. Always say ‘’goodmeyro’’ in the morning
10. ALWAYS GO ON ATLEAST ONE ADVENTURE PER MONTH
Their ten commandments are :
1. Always Give attention to a tub or dorito who is in need
2. Always respond to the attention bell, no matter what
3. Never break a super pinky promise
4. If you can’t uphold a pinky promise make sure to remove it via secret handshake
5. Always give big bear hugs
6. Always dance to star trekking across the universe
7. Always deliver a toast before meal (not to socialism)
8. Always give a goodnight kiss
9. Always say ‘’goodmeyro’’ in the morning
10. ALWAYS GO ON ATLEAST ONE ADVENTURE PER MONTH
by Mr Dorito Man June 12, 2018
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by Emz maybe June 14, 2018
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