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douche knight

A person who is a utter dick to everyone they meet. Name is primarly inspired by the movie the "dark kight", but with a little douche flavor.
Man, presswood sure is a douche knight!
by moon knight February 28, 2009
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douche baggage

noun. The friends of friends that show up at parties and generally disregard the rules of the house making asses of themselves in the process. They are hard to get rid of for fear of offending your close friend that is friends with these people.
I'd invite Phil to the party but he always brings along his douche baggage.
by cynic4000 May 17, 2007
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Douche Stealth Bomber

A person who unexpectedly becomes a douche.
A person who suprises you so much by their douchyness that it seems like a sneak attack.
My ex is a total douche stealth bomber - what an asshat for him to be cheating on me for 2 years!
by jenskank March 22, 2009
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Douche Supreme

The biggest douche that ever was. His douchiness is so grand it makes all the other douches seem like nice guys. And he's french.
by lesser-douche February 22, 2009
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douche whistler

1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.

2. The act of totally sucking.

3. Most hippies

4. A complete tool box
"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."
by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009
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Douche Pirate

A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.
They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.

Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
by 6310 August 14, 2009
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Douche Crest

Slang term used to describe the hairstyle known as the fauxhawk.
When the hairstyle is worn by an individual who meets some or all of the following characteristics:

1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.

2. The individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.

3. The individual is wearing a TapOut t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer's fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).

4. The individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.

5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.

6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a douche crest.
by paleriderpa August 15, 2009
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