doggerelalgia

Mental anguish inflicted by amateur poetry.

The doggerelalgia! IT BURNS!

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I sit alone,
In the shadows of suspicion,
So alone,
No-one to share the pain with.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I feel fury,
I feel pain,
I feel sorrow,
I feel anger.
So many feelings,
My soul is engulfed,
I don't see a meaning,
In life or myself.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I'm asking for help,
Can you hear my cries,
My feelings they hurt me,
Help me overcome suicide,
Save me please.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me, Save my soul.

by Malum malum March 5, 2011

dongle balls

letting a work keycard or dongle dangle down near one’s penis

Dude, you’ve got Dongle Balls!

by saskydoodle March 7, 2015

Dongleganger

Its like doppelganger except its when you and someone have identical dongs.

Example1
Kid 1- Wow bro, our schlongs look just alike!

Kid 2-Yeah my dudeski i guess you could say were donglegangers!
Example2
Scoutmaster- Hey billy did you know you and kyle have very similar penises?
Billy-Yeah hes my dongleganger!

by KooterIntruder July 11, 2019

Dongle life

When a corporation intentionally limits what you can/cannot do with your electronic device and people just passively accept that as life.

C'mon Apple, we've been living the dongle life for years, carrying all these extra cables and adapters with us only because we have one damn port. I think about it's time that we (the consumers) had enough of this.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2020

Shit Dogger

That little clump of hot ash that shoots quickly into the back of your throat through your one hitter or pipe when your smoking the last hit of marijuana and pull too hard.

<cough> <cough> Ugg, I just got the shit dogger.

by bosstone75 January 7, 2011

Login Doggie

The coolest guy around Login Doggie is someone who pulls all the females

Login Doggie doesn’t know it be he has females lining up for him.

Login Doggie is going to be famous in the future.

Login Doggie is always the funniest person in the room.

Parker: bro what happened to your sister last night?

Elliot: Login Doggie fucked her bro

by Login Doggie May 13, 2020

hot dogged

The state of being tricked into looking at another's penis

Mitch: "Hey dude, look over here"
Nathan: "Hey, WHOA. Looks like I've been hot dogged"

by Nate Doggg June 20, 2008