Do you see me?

A phrase used to convince any one person that there is no question you are a complete psychopath, and will probably cause them harm if you play with a bad hand.

Receptionist: Did I do something wrong?

You: That depends, do you see me?

by Lean Deemz April 2, 2008

What Do You Want?

Some one asking for a definite answer to a question.

I'm hear obviously so who's typing and What Do You Want?

If you have the stomach to be straight with me, my driveway this afternoon would be a good start. What Do You Want?

Jack: I'm a pirate
Jill: Really, I thought you were a fish.
Jack: I'm haxing you
Jill: If were already at the top of the hill, what do you want? Say something clearly so I can understand you.
Jack: snarbucklearrggggg!
Jill: Your impossible!

by heliotopicOnEarth May 23, 2010

Do you even drift?

A term that Mario Kart players use when insulting a bad Mario Kart driver. Similar to, "do you even lift?"

Dude you got fourth place, do you even drift?

by Dagos January 11, 2013

Do You Have the Stupid?

A better joke insult than do you are have stupid. Can be used in any situation involving some clumsy action or verbal stupidness.

No one:
Some guy: I am have grammar okay
Me: Do you have the stupid?

by Ooga_booga____ April 10, 2019

Do you even lift?

While used frequently in fitness and bodybuilding chatrooms and forums, it is also used as an amusing non-sequitur to express general exasperation or derision in situations not involving fitness or bodybuilding.

The light is green...go! God, do you even lift?

This spreadsheet is all wrong. Do you even lift?

by Swoleness February 8, 2023

What do you want?

Expression used when someone is complaining about something that was bound to happen.

Person 1: Aw man, I broke the screen of my ICrap
Person 2: What do you want? They make millimeter thick screens just for idiots like you to buy their shit over and over again!

by An Unknown Dinosaur July 26, 2012

Do you condemn Hamas?

Hamas is the de facto governing entity of the Gaza Strip, Occupied Palestine. Hamas is considered a terrorist organisation in part (Al Qassam Brigades) or in full by a handful of Western countries. Following the Oct 7 attacks in southern Israel, Western media outlets have repeatedly asked their guests on air this question to make them explicitly express their opinions on Hamas. This has been used so often that it becomes a way of greetings just like “how are you?”

Hi! Long time no see. Do you condemn Hamas?

by lettucebeet November 9, 2023