Pouring a beer off of an apartment balcony or any elevated surface into the mouth of a passerby below while yelling "long distance chug!"
by psuchamp April 17, 2011

When you don't want to wear a mask so you stay as far as you can from everybody else. You are being anti-social. Hence, anti-social distancing.
Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.
by Airium July 12, 2020

A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021

He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.
by Snailboy April 22, 2010

A group of fags that think they are sooooo good because they are smart, news flash they are not, so shut you gay ass up and shove a dildo up each others ass
by Harry not Harry November 20, 2018

When, during a video call on a program such as Skype, both parties fall asleep while not exiting the call.
Person 1: Hey, I heard your friend from out of town spent the night!
Person 2: No, we just fell asleep together over Skype.
Person 1: Ah, so you had a long-distance sleepover.
Person 2: Guess so.
Person 2: No, we just fell asleep together over Skype.
Person 1: Ah, so you had a long-distance sleepover.
Person 2: Guess so.
by whenaroseisdenial August 31, 2013

For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
