Reasonable scrolling distance

The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD

Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance

Reasonable scrolling distance by Einstine August 17, 2015

at a distance 

When someone mentions a post or message and you remember seeing it but don't remember where you saw it.

Person 1: Didn't you see that post about The Dress on Twitter?
Person 2: Oh, I think I saw that at a distance.

Person 1: Did you hear about that man doing yoga on the subway tracks?
Person 2: No way, where'd you see it?
Person 1: I don't know, I think I saw it at a distance.

at a distance by emboda September 19, 2016

Ara Ara distance 

It's the distance between an Onee-chan and a Shota which is approximent the size of the Onee-chan's boobs x3 or x4 depending on the size.

You talking mad shit in ara ara distance

Ara Ara distance by q.q.q.q April 1, 2019

nice distance 

phrase often used sarcastically, like "good job!" but it is sometimes serious.

mittens: i just failed that math l'quest!
marklar: nice distance!
wubie: wow kid
mittens: *sob*

nice distance by jooooo June 11, 2006

wobbling distance 

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

wobbling distance by ptbopete December 1, 2010

Long Distance Pour 

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

Long Distance Pour by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

Stumble distance 

Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)

Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.

Stumble distance by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 8, 2014