Dish Dodger

Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.

My friend became a dish dodger after he told his parents he had to finish math homework.

by racergamer February 22, 2015

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

i hate having dish issues

by Sexydimma September 23, 2016

dish worker

Usually a strange type of retarded person, usually late 30 to early 70s. always talking about the latest Ds hand held gaming system and Pokemon. They can be found hitting on any female that will look at them. If they are hood, expect them to show 15-60 minuets late each shift.

Oh look, here comes the dumb ass dish worker.

by SoundGod99 November 23, 2015

dish dick

Dish Dick is the state of an individuals penis after washing dishes in a restaurant using the large pull-down dish washing machine. The penis will be teeny tiny due to being in a constant state of wetness, coupled with a very bad odor from the hours of sweat accumulating on the scrotum and or shaft of said penis.

After a hard nights work washing dishes at the restaurant I work at I was getting changed when one of the cute servers walked into the change room and saw my stinky dish dick which was embarassing due to the odor coupled with the shrinkage.

by Sh3p007 June 9, 2018

Dish back

The back pain someone recieves from washing dishes at an approximate 23 degree angle for periods longer than 3 minutes.

I have severe dish back. I’ve been at these dishes for at least 10 minutes!

Hey, do you wanna tap out and let me do some dishes? You don’t want to get dish back!

by The Latvian Workhorse June 16, 2022

Mix dish

A mix bowl is when you have a container where you mix your tobacco and weed.

Yo bro lass the mix dish so i can pack a bong

by Thenortheastjoker December 17, 2020

Whore Dish

A normal plate of food, witho ne catch. It has a girls pussy juices cooked into it.

Man who just woke up after having sex with a Slostitute: Hey hun, I just made a whore dish for breakfast!

Girl who got knocked up: I better not find any ovaries in my eggs!

by WHY am I alive??? April 4, 2009