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Dipshit

Leeds united and all of their supporters
Dipshit lose to Manchester United again.
Dipshit takes the L.
Dipshit was never better than Manchester United.
by Theunurbandictator September 14, 2022
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Dipshit

A clueless, moronic person, often so extremely lacking in social competence they remain completely oblivious to being universally perceived as a categorical numbnut.
Intelligence cannot be considered a proportionate measure of the level of dipshittery. One can be incredibly intelligent in other ways, yet still qualify as a complete dipshit.
The more often you find yourself exclaiming “what the actual fuck?” in response to someone’s words or actions, the more likely it is you are dealing with a dipshit.
Emmy: “My sexy, fur-lined, leather flight jacket enables my rocket to keep returning to your x-space all night long. Gaawwwrrrrrrrr!”
Jakkt: “Ahhhh, no thanks. You look like a dipshit man”
Emmy: “How about I show you the power of the Incel-erator in my Tanky Spanky?”
Jakkt: “WTAF?”
by GlobalDipshitPolice November 3, 2024
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Dipshit

1) The people who post their own names on the Urban dictionary giving themselves WAY to many compliments.

2) Anyone who chooses "dead" as their username on the internet

3) People who are overconfident and think their the shit even though they sound like they are 6 and look the part to
Yo wtf look its a dipshit! I bet his name is bennet!
by user9630956385639 December 8, 2021
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212 dipshit

someone that pays the up-lift for a 212 cellphone number so they can tell people they live in the Big Apple when they don't.
redneck chick to redneck- "why does your cellphone start with two wun two? Isn't you not from Alabama?
redneck to chick- "Eye's from here, but gots me one uh dem penthouses' in NYC! I fly my jet there to do ma business!
chick-oh what do you do?
redneck-I told ya, my business! now quit being so damn nosey and such!!!!
chick- Oh, I see you's one of dem 212 dipshits Cletus!!!!
by SquirrelMan101 December 26, 2020
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Dipshit

A person who is stupid and doesn't know when to shut up.
Bill: I'm just going to go pick this flower.
Don: No bill we have to go pick up my mom.
Bill: But it's so pretty

Don: No you dipshit lets go!
by |_OLIVA_| May 21, 2016
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Quantum Dipshit

Someone who is a dipshit and a good person simultaneously
Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022
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Dipshit the Rat King

Me. It’s me stupid.
by Skenjermine March 13, 2022
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