Dingle ditz

A co-worker that is super nice but is so dumb.

Aliescha: If Barraco Barner is our president. Why is he getting involved with Russia? Scary!
Brad: Wow, she's a dingle ditz.

by Jelly117 February 8, 2019

Dingle stringle

When one's pubic hair gets caught in their foreskin.

I had to correct my patient's dingle stringle before I could insert the catheter.

by Mrfallapart August 30, 2023

Quanlingling Dingle

Quandale Dingle's Asian brother who most likely has extreme face deformations, which runs in the Dingle family.

Hey guy's. it's Quandale dingle here. I'm staying at my Asian brother Quanlingling Dingle's house after I escaped prison.

by MigerFish May 18, 2022

dingle wacket

When you shart in the car but you are in the middle of driving and everyone is asleep.

shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.

by dr alley September 21, 2015

dirty dingle

A penis that has been pooped on during anal sex

Kay: I was banging Jeb's mom in the butt last night and she gave me a dirty dingle
Parker: That is so disgusting

by dinklebergg May 6, 2015

Dingle Cobbler

The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...

Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...

Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?

by cobbler4u July 19, 2013

Dingle-bling

Any of the startup and shutdown sounds or chimes that software, computers, cell phones, etc make for no particular reason other than to announce their presence, as if to say "look at me!".

The windows startup sound is a particularly annoying piece of dingle-bling. The windows shutdown sound, however, is always a welcome heard dingle-bling. Especially on Friday afternoons.

by icegeek March 24, 2012