dilly-wad

a complte and total idot

dude ur the biggest dilly-wad ive ever fuckin seen

by j2dizzo September 7, 2003

Pee Dilly

What a penis is called when being implanted on a person without a penis

Hi, im james, we are at riley’s hospital for children, today i will be getting a phalidiloplasty, otherwise known as a pee dilly implant

by Funnyclock301956 June 8, 2019

Dilly Don't

The opposite of Dilly Dilly.

See: /u/DillyDont

"Oh great, Karen is trying to come to the party...Dilly Don't."

by kcomputer99 November 20, 2019

dilly that hoe

This means to put that hoe on the floor and leave her there. Also can mean to quick scope a hoe.

Phil: What if she tries to have secks with me?
Dan: Tell her you don’t have sex on the first date. She keeps insisting, dilly that hoe, and run the fuck out of there.

by bbbbrrrrruhhhforphannnn July 24, 2018

The Dilly Dally

A fun slang term used mostly by locals to refer to the metropolitan area of Dallas, Texas.

My friends and I are going to a bachelorette party in The Dilly Dally next week, it’s such a great place to party!

by Miranda_danda_panda May 29, 2023

Dilly Bounce

It's when you tell your girlfriend to do the birdbox challenge, then you drop a moby huge right on her forehead.

Me and my lady did an epic Dilly Bounce last night!

by Absolute NigNog January 18, 2019

dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.

Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.

by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021