digitard

Digitard: An individual so immersed in digital technologies (smartphones, social media etc) that they have lost the ability to exercise common sense in practical, day-to-day, real world situations.

A digitard tends to claim superior tech-savvy, particularly as it relates to smartphones, social media or any flavor-of-the-month technology. A digitard does navigate the latest mobile/social media interface with ease - but lacks the slightest clue as to how the back-end of the given technology works, nor the ability to use the technology effectively.

Digitards tend to spew minutia of their daily lives on social media, have an incestuous habit of posting pictures of their latest meal/significant other/status etc or brag about being the first to own the latest gadget . While these announces may be harmless to others, a digitard's over-reliance on technology can lead to some unpleasant real-life situations:

1. Getting hit by a car while crossing the street, because they had their eyes glued to the smartphone.

2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because the GPS coordinates they found online just had to, had to, had to be correct.

3. Losing the innate human capacity to establish meaningful, fulfilling and lasting real-world connections that can lead to life-long friendships, love and success in all aspects of life.

One key point to remember: A digitard does not consume digital technologies - the digital technologies consume the digitard.

Example: A digitard got hit by a truck today. He had his face so stuck on his latest phone, that he failed to hear the 16-wheeler approach.

Example: A digitard was working the GPS to find the shortest route to the convenience store across the street.

by Don Mil January 27, 2014

Digital Dash

An electronic dashboard that you typically find in high-end cars e.g. Mercedes Benz.

Cruisin' down the highway, digital dash showing 80

by leon-theproffesional December 11, 2019

digital dash

A very expensive car

"Damn he got a digital dash!" Says Mark as his friend pulls in a Mercedes Benz.

by Slick B March 10, 2016

Digital Age

The current era; society being rife with computers and technology on all kinds of scales, even entertainment (like videogames).

"The Digital Age is something that old people have trouble migrating to. Being a child of the Digital Age has its flaws too; some people don't read. Those people often become illiterate, which is a problem with our country dammit! >_< "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

digital get-down

Referring to a finger bang, on the basis that fingers are often times called digits. It was original used in hopes of avoiding an introduction of the lame-ass cyber sex definition constructed by a band known as N*SYNC.

I went over to Angie's the other day and had myself a digital get-down with that nasty bitch.

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

Dagina

Dagina simply means: dry vagina.

It is a shortened version of the two words, so when you don't have time to say dry vagina, say dagina!

Deary me, my dagina is drier than a dead dog's dinger.

by Burfinator February 18, 2011

digital-axe

Used by people like Bill Gates to stop other programmers from creating a better running, more efficient operating system/software. Also see microsoft.

1. Homer Simpson's internet company, compuglobalhypermeganet got the digital axe by Bill Gates.
2. Apple computers got the digital axe by IBM

by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003