disconsquirting

The disconcerting feeling one gets when one first encounters a "squirter" during engagement in sexual activity.

I didn't know she was a squirter, so I found the sudden spray of liquid during her orgasm to be very disconsquirting.

by Urban Leximologist April 14, 2010

Discontext

Discontexted - when autofill inserts a word into a text which creates dis-content and out-of-context communications between the texter and textee.

The teen blamed a discontext for announcing her arrival at motherhood when really her arrival was in her mother's neighborhood.

by Photo Bomb January 31, 2016

discontinuation syndrome

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*

dumbass moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute arsehole discontinuation syndrome

by MasterCuntwalker August 23, 2016

dictonary

A Thing that describes word like this one

I will go to urban dictonary to find some defenitons

by superboy420 weedboy wet pussy December 8, 2016

disconable

The act of disabling something by removing a cable.

I pulled the plug and it disconabled the TV.

by Ammoguy100 February 27, 2017

Disconfragulated

Frazzled, out of sorts,not normal

As she got into bed, she was all disconfragulated because her pants turned sideways and not normal

by De Artist March 23, 2017

dickonidus

sorta like meningitis, but on the dick

he got a dickonidus

by Filthy Frank is our Lord May 25, 2017