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Disney Logic

when in life you do everything wrong but you think in the end everything will just work out all in your favor.
Kids growing up, if they follow the examples they see in a walt disney movie,Like do it your own way, hell with the rules, then it all works out in the end,So not like real life,its"Disney Logic"to think this way
by Gonzo fan April 13, 2009
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disney massage

A: I'm dying for a massage
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!
by Fountain of Knowledge_1985 October 24, 2013
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disney Channel

a channel that tis now cheesy but all 90's kids shall remember as "the shit"
not 90's smol child: DISNEY CHANNEL IS THE BEST EVER

90's kid: *sadness for smol child* they will never understand *sings along to best of both world while fan girling over Hilary Duff
by Wild Owls Sienna August 8, 2016
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Disney World

Although it's known as the happiest place on earth, it's definitely not. Whether you go to Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, or Animal Kingdom, there's screaming crying children everywhere... if you bring your own kids it's even more of hell. Basically your better off going kid free.
Person 1: I just surprised my kids with a trip to disney world we all can't wait to go!

Person 2: ha good luck it's gonna be hell

Person 1: Why would you say that

Person 2: your children will become ungrateful little brats
by I can't think of a username 56 December 22, 2019
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disney cruise

Going on vacation with a group of older people, usually senior citizens, in an attempt to capitalize on their loneliness to get laid.
Don went on a Disney cruise so he didn't have to worry about birth control.
by Huxley4Eva February 17, 2017
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Walt Disney

he was epic.

i just cant wait till they unfreeze him and then he can go into disney and see what a shit scam they are pulling on these pathetic t.v. shows and just fire the shit actors/actresses and the shit singers and all the crap.
Walt Disney: " jonas,cyrus,hudgens, your fired."

"get the hell out "
by don't use you real name January 2, 2010
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Disney Whore

Sometimes reffered to as a 'Disney Princess,' due to the fact that a Disney Whore's situation is often considered a gross distortion of the 'Cinderella Story.' A Disney Whore is a young actor or actress who signs on with the Disney Corperation, and ends up somehow having their own tv show, pop album, and series of bad made-for-tv movies, and built-in fanbase of very impressionable and very stupid young children. The 'golden age' of the Disney Whore began simultaniously with the release of High School Musical and Hannah Montana, which launched the careers of several well-known Disney Whores and spawned several knock-offs. A Disney Whore can be either male or female.
Miley Cyrus: Queen of the Disney Whores
The Jonas Brothers: Her Ladies in Waiting
Zac Efron: King of Disney Whores
Ashley Tisdale: The Ugly Stepsister
Vag Hudgens: The Even Uglier Stepsister
Selena Gomez: Who now?
Demi Levato: Aw, at this point, fuck it!
by redmisery May 25, 2010
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