derp

a stoner or a retard

Goll that guy is such a derp!

by Robb May 21, 2003

Derped

Being derped is being karate chopped by Derpy Hooves. Since she is a derp and a screw up, she may karate chop you to make you screw up.

Person 1: Dude, why'd you drop your phone?
Person 2: I got derped.

by Heriotza March 22, 2013

derp

derp is the same as lol, except derp can be used in more fail situations

Derp

by ZUhhh August 26, 2009

derp da derp

a total brain dead retard replacing dumb ass

guy whose that

other guy just a derp da derp

by bladeariet August 22, 2010

derp

A foul up. If someone is not doing their job correctly. A mistake. An unfortunate mishap. An event that disrupts the activity of others.

A man driving a truck runs over a speed bump and passengers are unaware of the speed bump so that was a derp. Someone is neglegent on the job and a colleague yells "derp"!. Someone gets an infection in a third-world country. I got an infection in another country so that was a derp. Someone does not tend to required tasks of their job which leads to foul ups. I should have been paying attention so that was a derp.

by George Korr April 14, 2006

derp

n. An obese man with a really fat egg head. They're usually bald and they have Harry Potter glasses.

Person 1: EW LOOK AT THAT UGLY GUY!!
Person 2: OMG, WHAT A DERP!!

by Derp7 June 28, 2010

derp

A perticularly stupid looking type of bird.

Deeeerrrpp, derp, deeeeeeerrrrrrrrrpp!

by Derping Fantastic October 16, 2010