top definition

The definitions majorly made by what some consider to be dead people.

“Oh hey look! It’s a top definition. I wonder who made it?”

“Tommy, my bro. He’s from 2015. He’s dead. Deader than dead. The deadest dead. He’s what we call, “grown old enough to leave the urban dictionary, his home, behind.”

by Toes before bros February 7, 2021

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit

Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

by Username 1552 October 24, 2019

Self-Deficating

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.

The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.

by BLT85022 November 11, 2011

wait how did you find this definition? you're epic.

you are EPIC

wait how did you find this definition? you're epic. is epic

by oli22 December 5, 2021

Urban Definition

A definition that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of a word. (yes that makes this a paradox)

hit random, thousands of urban definitions await.

by Chrono24243 February 27, 2012

Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions. Define your world.

The line of text that appears underneath the search box of Urbandictionary.com

Billy: Where's the search box at?
Larry: Right on the top.
Billy: I can't find it.
Larry: Right above where it says "Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions. Define your world."
Billy: I can't read...

by Winged2point0 September 10, 2008

Opinion Definition

An Opinion Definition is usually a definition of something, say a band, about peoples opinions about it. While they "sort of" define the band, they mostly talk about how great they are, or how bad they are. Urbandictionary is full of these.

Good Opinion Definition: Kottonmouth Kings are a Rapcore/Punk band located in Southern California. They're the greatest band EVER!!!

Bad Opinion Definition: Kottonmouth Kings are a dumbass wigger rap group from Southern California. Buncha fags.

by K-Yo March 6, 2007