the chewbacca defense

Johnny Cochrane's defense.

Don't worry about it. Johnny's dead.

If you play chess with Chewbacca, you must lose. That's the Chewbacca defense: Let the wookie win.

by Bumkicker Slade May 13, 2005

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Single Man Defense

When in a social setting, two single friends guard a friend in a relationship from those about the social setting making moves upon them.

John was about to be hit on by a drunk girl at the party, but Jeff and Bryan stepped in front of him and used the single man defense against the woman.

by Kraemdog January 14, 2010

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off ball defense

Bitch made Niggas who can’t guard you because they are ass

You play off ball defense don’t talk to me

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Tower Defense Simulator

A game where you jerk off to towers and zombies.

XxAdolfHitler123xX: Umbra from Tower Defense Simulator is so hot
osamabinladen69420: Ew wtf

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Legal strategy used by Carl Lundström's lawyer in the Pirate Bay trial of 2009.
This defense is effective for its ability to come out of left field, catching the prosecution completely off guard and furthermore, obliterating their weak arguments.

Carl Lundstrom's attorney:"The person responsible for uploads of copyrighted files might as well be a user named King-Kong in the jungles of Cambodia".

More examples...
Prosecution: Blah blah, you're aiding people in stealing intellectual property
Defense: Wrong, it was King Kong in Cambodia!
Prosecution: WTF!!!?
Defense: Suck the King Kong defense! How do you ever expect to win now?

by Arockalypse February 18, 2009

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