Death

Something that I want and you want to happen. Trust me, when it happens its gonna be super helpful. When death happens, you don't need to give a fuck or shit about anything.

Me: Welcome death. Please end my suffering.
Death: Gladly
Me: Thank you death.

by Someone lame and bored. November 20, 2018

Death

Something I crave daily.

"I would rather obtain the sweet release of death than talk to my crush, and believe me, I really HECCIN want to."

by satan's butthairs June 4, 2018

death

A superior method to cure the disease called life.

Scientist: The cure for your life is death, you should borrow this revolver.

by Thy most Superior One December 10, 2021

Death

The thing that happens to EVERY living being. (other than viruses)

Random person: Death sucks!
Random killer: Well now you're going to experience it!

by Noobinthetrash July 23, 2021

Death

the only escape

I long for death...

by NovellaPage July 16, 2016

Death

Death is when someone lies down, sleeps, and never wakes up.

5 year old says “my mom went to sleep one night, and she never got up. They later took her out of the house because it smelled. They said it was because of death.”

by Shortbread Gobbler October 7, 2019

death

The only way to escape crushing depression and student loan debt

All students crave death to release them from this mortal prison.

by StudentLoanDebt101 May 2, 2022