resting drug dealer face

Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.

Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."

Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."

Bro 1: "God dammit."

by Homeslice1 April 27, 2014

Drug dealers near you

the phrase for weird shady looking people near you

Coming soon to drug dealers near you!

by Girl that loves shipping :3 May 8, 2022

the gangsta, the killa and the dope dealer

The three member's of the Westside Connection.

Ice Cube = the gangsta
W.C. = The Killa
Mack 10 = The Dope Dealer

by Diego August 21, 2003

take me to your dealer

A phrase seen on posters and T-shirts in the late eighties up to the mid nineties. Has a picture of an extra terrestial with a light on hsi finger. A parody to "take me to your leader"

(n.) One seen wearing the above mentioned attire or with a similar poster on thier wall or bumper sticker.

Check out "take me to your dealer" over there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

black market dealer

A person who sells items on the black market, they mostly sell babies.

Oh elif! Thanks for selling me your cousin!

I'm going to go buy a baby from a black market dealer

by fanofelifsartorius May 1, 2018

meme dealer (AKA md)

Meme dealer is a person who makes TABS mods such as Stalingrad 5. He can be found in discord such as Tabs mod center, The bee empire etc. Has a bee profile pic

guy1: wow did you see meme dealer (AKA MD) new mod
guy2: yeah its awesome

by CLUBMASTERSUPREMACY January 1, 2021