A rare breed of mountain
bear that also exibits a behavior or homosexuality. The homosexual
bear is born gay, and just as select few humans are homosexual, the Daniel Schadt is straight in the same way. They also prefer the taste of cream, siphoned out of the center of cream filled doughnuts, and other pastries. They are also overweight, and short for the
bear species, fostering great hand-eye coordination, for a
bear. They are capable of playing video game systems, such as Xbox
360 and the Nintendo Wii. They always fight for their territory fiercely, but with no skill what-so-ever in combat, they are normally destroyed and humiliated. If
camping in the Worth, Illinois area, beware of these foul beasts. They will strike at any moment, letting
loose their battle-cry of ''NYUAAAAAAAAA'', while letting forth motions that seem to appear as a seizure. Throwing a few Oreos towards it will set its appetite though, as that is their main food source. A
slap to the back will also disable the beast. So remember to watch out, for the Daniel Schadts of the world.
Those Daniel Schadts have been causing such a racket today!
Danny is a homosexual
bear who likes to
suck his doughnut cream.
''NYUAAAAAAAA'' let loose the feral Danny, as it charged the
cookie hoarding boy scout troop.
