Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024

doorknob jiggler

A crackhead who goes around checking for unlocked doors

My doorbell caught a doorknob jiggler trying to get in my house.

by V prise July 8, 2024

Doorknob Dick

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.

Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!

by eliza04 April 27, 2025