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Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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domestic

when a person is acting like they're at their home, being comfortable. Often used within the Phandom.
"Oh my gosh Dan and Phil were so domestic in that Halloween baking video!"

"I know right! SO FUCKING DOMESTIC and adorable!!1!"
"I ship phan so much!1!"
"OMFG me too let's have seks and make phandom babies together!!1!"
by daddy phil's girl January 14, 2017
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Domestic Domme

Otherwise known as a Mommy Dom, or Dommy Mommy, a Domestic Domme is a maternal, more loving and caring version of a dominatrix. She normally wears more breathable fabrics and beautiful flowing dresses, rather than shiny PVC latex.

She is a highly intuitive, caring woman who is naturally dominant in a maternal kind of way. This could be a vanilla, professional relationship or both.

It is important to be fully transparent, clearly negotiate your needs and listen to her expectations when entering an into a relationship with a Domestic Domme and be ready to keep your promises.

She expects to be respected, cherished, the promises her partners make to be kept and for there to be loyalty to her. In return, she will be the most supportive, loving, helpful partner you could ask for. She will hold you accountable as you should be.

She is open minded and generally interested in kink and helping in a dominant role there as well. (For those into being spanked, adult diapering or crossdressing for instance). She has no tolerance for fools, players, oath breakers and con artists . A truly wonderful woman.
I was needing to get help with my fetish needs to be spanked and diapered, so I hired a professional domestic domme. She was amazing!
by Mom42 October 2, 2022
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Domestic

When you tame a once wild pussy. Some might say a single womans pussy or a wild hoe's pussy.
GUY1: What are you lookin for in a girl dawg?
GUY2: I want a girl that I can trust to come home every day and not worry about her doing something behind my back. I wanna have that pussy domestic!
GUY1: Damn dawg you gonna tame a pussy just like that? That's dope man.
by The Booty Messiah September 3, 2019
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Domesticated Arson

Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire
Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?

Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion
by NexxR3 December 12, 2022
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Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.
Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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