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when u fuck up, when u mess up, when u make an accident, when something bad happens
when homer says, "d'oh!"
d'oh! by timmmehhh April 19, 2006

cookie d'oh!

The experience of realizing you forgot to order Girl Scout cookies from the local seller. Sometimes accompanied by a forehead slap and a wave of regret. It happens most often when the seller is distributing cookies to those who did buy.
I had a cookie d'oh! when Eddie handed out his daughter's Girl Scout cookie orders. Next year I'll order for sure.
cookie d'oh! by Hot Beth February 9, 2010
Homer's loudest D'OH was inside the WTC towers!

DDDDDD''''''OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!
D'oh by 1_WTC_Lock June 6, 2004
very useful word, can be used for just about anything
person 1:i have an itch
person 2:d'oh

person 1:you smell like a piece of crap(see poc)
person 2:d'oh

person 1:ooflateepa
person 2:d'oh
d'oh by Toothbrush10 January 26, 2004

Jackie D'oh

A variety of Dumb Bitch that wears oversized designer sunglasses.

Usually found in west/northwest London, about to drive her expensive and usually gigantic car into you because she's a)in too much of a hurry to go and do something vapid and materialistic b)not concentrating on what she's doing c)got no idea how to drive her expensive and gigantic automobile.

Despite being always and utterly in the wrong, these women still have the utter gall to scowl, honk their horn, gesticulate wildly, and act as though YOU are the scumbag driving dangerously due to all-conquering selfishness. But hey, when your husband's money is burning a hole in your purse and Bulgari is closing soon, the rest of the world had better get the hell out of your way, right?

Jackie D'ohs are usually of Middle Eastern descent or posh white women.
"Did you see that Jackie D'oh that almost smashed into us in Swiss Cottage? She was on her Blackberry rather than actually looking where she was driving"
Jackie D'oh by Jherek Carnelian January 3, 2011
I told some guy at taco bell how good Baja Blast is with Tequilla, I hope it doesnt become a Flaming Homer (D'oh!!!) :)
D'oh!!! by Che Chihuahua October 20, 2005