Dish Pic

Sending a woman a picture of an elaborate dish you've just cooked in the hopes of getting her in the mood

"Braised some short ribs, reduced the cooking liquid to a fine sauce, and served it over risotto. Sent the bitch a dish pic of it so she can see how I should be her boyfriend."

by Bob Blueberries September 3, 2014

Patriot Dish

Like Petrie Dish but instead of a glass instrument, a Patriot dish is a large gathering under political reasonings during a global pandemic; by which much like a Petrie dish a contagion is allowed to prosper.

They aren't requiring any safety precautions

at that Republican rally in Tulsa Oklahoma tomorrow , so many people are gonna die from that Patriot dish.

by SadisticPretzel June 19, 2020

Dirty-Dished

When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.

If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.

Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?

Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.

Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)

Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.

Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.

(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?

Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.

(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.

Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.

Wife: Literally

loaf

slack
confuse
trick
sneaky

by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016

hit the dish

To clean your plate. Finishing everything on it and still wanting more; most often because the food was amazing.

That key lime pie was amazing - I hit the dish and still wanted more!

by USfoodie February 4, 2010

dish worker

Usually a strange type of retarded person, usually late 30 to early 70s. always talking about the latest Ds hand held gaming system and Pokemon. They can be found hitting on any female that will look at them. If they are hood, expect them to show 15-60 minuets late each shift.

Oh look, here comes the dumb ass dish worker.

by SoundGod99 November 23, 2015

Dish Dodger

Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.

My friend became a dish dodger after he told his parents he had to finish math homework.

by racergamer February 22, 2015

Doggie dish

When a male dog cums on the floor.

Sorry, I have to clean, Rover left a doggie dish on the floor

by Drsquidward July 10, 2018