A serious illness often causing death within the first month of infection. It is not a laughing matter and should be treated with absolute caution. Those that have it often experience symptoms such as build-ups of Ligma, constant Sugma release, finding a unique interest in tapes and CD's, and anal inflammation.
"Why is Aidan not in School?"
"I heard he has Updog disease."
"Oh my god, that is terrible and not a joke in any way"
"I heard he has Updog disease."
"Oh my god, that is terrible and not a joke in any way"
by Dr. Underthere March 9, 2020
Get the Updog Disease mug.An auto-immune disorder that causes intolerance to gluten, which is found in Wheat, Rye, Barley, Spelt, and several other grains - but NOT corn, rice, quinoa, or buckwheat.
If you are gluten intolerant or celiac, and you eat something with buckwheat, corn, rice, etc., and get sick, it's most likely due to cross contamination, or because you don't thoroughly read the ingredients. Another cause is that you may also have another intolerance or allergy, such as lactose or soy. Or, you ate something earlier in the day that you didn't react to until later, and now here you are blaming an innocent GF muffin. Shame on you.
If you are a celiac, you can't just watch out for bread. You have to also watch out for mayonaise, fake eggs, restaurant eggs, bbq sauce, soy sauce, salad dressing, soup, chili, processed foods, fake meat, low grade meat with fillers, malted beverages, gravy, meat bastes, mixed spices, any kind of sauce, anything you've never heard of... There might even be gluten in your shampoo. It's really easy to get sick if you're not careful.
Reactions to gluten in someone with celiac disease can occur immediately, or hours later. These reactions are nearly all-inclusive, and range from rashes, to abdominal pain, to crazy hallucinations and mood swings. But you can always bet that if you give a celiac a (non-gluten-free) cookie, he or she will ask for some pepto-bismol, directions to the bathroom, and a frying pan to hit you in the face with.
If you are gluten intolerant or celiac, and you eat something with buckwheat, corn, rice, etc., and get sick, it's most likely due to cross contamination, or because you don't thoroughly read the ingredients. Another cause is that you may also have another intolerance or allergy, such as lactose or soy. Or, you ate something earlier in the day that you didn't react to until later, and now here you are blaming an innocent GF muffin. Shame on you.
If you are a celiac, you can't just watch out for bread. You have to also watch out for mayonaise, fake eggs, restaurant eggs, bbq sauce, soy sauce, salad dressing, soup, chili, processed foods, fake meat, low grade meat with fillers, malted beverages, gravy, meat bastes, mixed spices, any kind of sauce, anything you've never heard of... There might even be gluten in your shampoo. It's really easy to get sick if you're not careful.
Reactions to gluten in someone with celiac disease can occur immediately, or hours later. These reactions are nearly all-inclusive, and range from rashes, to abdominal pain, to crazy hallucinations and mood swings. But you can always bet that if you give a celiac a (non-gluten-free) cookie, he or she will ask for some pepto-bismol, directions to the bathroom, and a frying pan to hit you in the face with.
Did you see that House episode with the woman who had celiac disease, who was completely crazy and dying? That's what happens to me when I eat pie!
by celiac maniac August 25, 2010
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Roli Supporter Syndrome is caused by a bacteria known as Roliosis, in which can divide across cells like cancer in a matter of weeks to months. Usually, RSS is from supporting Rolimon's, which makes one prone to the disease. This is because your mind and body opens up to letting roliosis cells enter, which is not a good thing.
People pick up the disease usually from constant support of Rolimon's, which obviously makes you more easy to get the disease.
Other common sources of outbreaks are:
Depression
Bipolar Disorder
Past heart conditions
Symptoms
When you get Roli Supporter Disease, sympotoms may appear like:
Diarrhea
Nausea
Brainwashed Rolimon's Support
Fever
They could appear a few days after exposure, and can get worse as time progresses. If not checked up on, complications may include:
Memory loss
Heart disease
Permanent Retardation
Cancer
Epilepsy
Zbenny
Ligma
People pick up the disease usually from constant support of Rolimon's, which obviously makes you more easy to get the disease.
Other common sources of outbreaks are:
Depression
Bipolar Disorder
Past heart conditions
Symptoms
When you get Roli Supporter Disease, sympotoms may appear like:
Diarrhea
Nausea
Brainwashed Rolimon's Support
Fever
They could appear a few days after exposure, and can get worse as time progresses. If not checked up on, complications may include:
Memory loss
Heart disease
Permanent Retardation
Cancer
Epilepsy
Zbenny
Ligma
That dude over there has Rolimon's supporter disease.. Look at him running around like a silly 5 year old
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Get the Dickdo disease mug."Hey i heard you were diagnosed with exacary disease." "What is that?" "It's when your bum a look exacary like your face."
by ry-guyyy November 18, 2007
Get the exacary disease mug.A term coined by Linkara, a comic book reviewer from Channel Awesome. It refers to certain type of bad facial feature in comic books, where Linkara first noticed it in Young Blood's #1.
The eyes on characters are either non-existent or just really poorly drawn in. Young Blood's Disease afflicted millions during the Dark Age of Comics, and even today cases have been known to pop up.
The eyes on characters are either non-existent or just really poorly drawn in. Young Blood's Disease afflicted millions during the Dark Age of Comics, and even today cases have been known to pop up.
This comic book sucks! Who the hell drew the faces for these characters? They've all got Youngblood's Disease!
by kyle.biddle January 17, 2011
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Person 1: wow, she thicka than a snickaz...
Person 2: yea, shes got a serious case of trunks.
Doctor: I'm sorry miss, you've been diagnosed with trunks disease.
Woman: Noooo!! is there a way to cure it?
Doctor: Yea, it called a stairmaster, bitch.
Person 2: yea, shes got a serious case of trunks.
Doctor: I'm sorry miss, you've been diagnosed with trunks disease.
Woman: Noooo!! is there a way to cure it?
Doctor: Yea, it called a stairmaster, bitch.
by trunkdaddy December 4, 2010
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