dirty hank

When you wipe your ass with a bare hand and then shake hands with someone

That douche bag at work is getting a dirty hank tomorrow

by Tikity December 1, 2017

Dirty paddy

The act of shitting in a girls pillow case and whipping round the room blindfolded till you hit her.

The missus was saying we should spice things up in the bedroom she wasn't expecting the dirty paddy

by P money April 3, 2020

Dirty madina

When a girl gets so drunk she sleeps in her simp boy friend bed and he has to sleep on the floor like the bitch he is.

You hear about Harrison last night? He got dirty madina.

by Shore dog November 2, 2020

Dirty vinnie

The type of guy that will peel the skin from your body and offer it to your mom as a Halloween costume.

There was a time dirty vinnie asked logan why he had a 1.6 gpa and asking girls for head...it was also dirty vinnie who told logan he should use his instead

by Asspotatoes October 2, 2021

dirty nicholas

A Dirty Nicholas is when you fuck a chick at the top of the stairs and then ride her down the stairs like a toboggan with your dick still in her. Note: the stairs must be carpeted and the carpet must be white.

I gave that bitch a dirty nicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.

by Scot Harvath March 14, 2018

Dirty cop

A corrupt cop, usually abusing authority or taking parts in illegal activities.

Chief of Police: Everytime Officer Meekins arrests some big-time gangbanger they have no cash on them, I think he takes the cash, he's probably a dirty cop.

by ZureTheDarkBeing January 27, 2012

dirty yoda

when a guy shits in another guy's coffee and blames it on the barista

Hey, did you hear what I did for Barry's Birthday? I gave him a dirty yoda.

by Dr. Simulacra October 25, 2013