Dante x Bongbong

Dante x Bongbong is based around Dante Zelby's obsession with Bongbong, he only thinks of her, he wants her, he craves her, actually fuck it he NEEDS her.

Dante: "BONGBONG STOP RUNNING FROM ME I LOVE YOU"
Bongbong: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Scarlett: "You shouldn't have done that, Dante x Bongbong btw"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante and Linde

the cutest couple

wow u two are Dante and Linde

by lalalapizza September 27, 2020

Dante x Sakuya

Bro loves maids that throw literal silverware??
Dante x Sakuya is ridiculous but real, note all those Dante's are not the Dante from DmC, but Dante Zelby.

Dante: "I love you maid you have my heart..."
Sakuya: "Ah, I love you too Dante-chan"
Dante: "da me da ne"
Sakuya: "FUCK YOU"
Netzach: "Dante x Sakuya sucks, Dante x Netzach better!!!!!!!"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Dante Martin

also know as cockzilla , hottest being alive , and chick magnet

Guy:have you seen my girlfriend liz? girl:No why? Guy:because i have not seen her for like a hour and she was right here. Girl: She's probaly with dante martin she gonna be hurting

by President Barrak obama May 21, 2016

Dante x Dirt

Dante Zelby is romantically attracted to dirt.

Dante: "I love Dante x Dirt actually, I WANNA KISS DIRT"
Dirt: "yo bbg"
Dante: "AWEEEEEEEEE"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

kaguya x dante

The best ship ever clearly, Kaguya Houraisan x Dante Zelby, ah, what an majestic ship, they had an marriage, and an super-cool Kaguyamily and lived happy forever as wife and husband, theories say Dante tried to escape but she forced him to turn into a lunatic and they continued to live happy forever.

Dante: "I HATE YOU"
Kaguya: "I LOVE YOU DANTE, PLEASE KISS ME, MWAH MWAH MWAH"
Dante: "FUCK YOU"
Kaguya: "DO IT"
Dante: "YO WHAT"
Kaguya: "I LOVE YOU DANTE"
Dante: "I'M OUT BYE"
???: "YO KAGUYA X DANTE IS REAL"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025