Danish Bacon

Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.

Wow did you see Sapphires Danish bacon? That shits messed up.

by SourTheDk September 17, 2017

Danish People

Mad crazy danish mapler is mad.

Danish guy : Hey there
English guy : Hello
Danish People

by wikipedia34234524 January 16, 2011

danish pastry

A danish pastry entails putting one's nose right in your creviss (ass crack), and then farting whilst they breathe in. Best results are achieved when the other person is half asleep, thus shocking them into waking up.

Jordan: Duuuuude, I totally gave Nikki a danish pastry last night!

Alex: Sweeeet. Did you get her right up your creviss?

Jordan: Yeah, dude. RIGHT up.

by jayjay230 May 22, 2008

Danish Liberation Movement

The Danish Liberation Movement (DLM) is an environmental group dedicated to recycling human waste into heating fuel, such as coal or natural gas. They currently have two products, "Dem Shaester broek" (the shit brick) and "Dem Woester Wounde" (the great wind), both used by the majority of Danish citizens. It is a great honor to give a ton of Shaester Broek to your family; it recognizes their commitment to the environment, as well as your financial investment to their wellbeing

Hans: Lara, what is that sound?
Lara: Papa, it's the Danish Liberation Movement with your Shaester Broek!
Hans: Lara! A ton of shit from Christmas! Could there be a better gift?
Lara: Truely shit is the gift that keeps on giving.
Hans: I'll drink to that!

by Pitt the Younger January 1, 2008

danish kiss

Kiss someone after you have Ejaculated into their mouth.

You see that movie The Danish Girl? If you dated that girl you'd get a lot of Danish kisses.

by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017

Danish Stroke

Hqving a stroke,and dying from, to which the mortician makes the body look like a danish muffin.

Is occasionally eaten.

Damn! He that was a sad, tasty danish stroke.

by Chromosome24 January 23, 2011

Danish Coupon

Probably the most fantastic thing on the face of the earth. It is so fantastic that you can't even explain what it is to a person that isn't awesome enough to know what it is.

That's a danish coupon

by Danish Coupon February 28, 2009