Cybercondriac

An individual that reads symptoms of illnesses on the net and begins to believe they're sick.

Jane was reading about high blood pressure on the internet, now she's positive that she's going to have a heart attack, I'm thinking she's a cybercondriac

by AnnAnnieB January 6, 2008

cyber herpes

Spy-ware, worms, or viruses contracted through computer use. Coined by Elgar in the Mid-2000's.

Man, my computer has cyber herpes!

by M Elgar February 10, 2008

cyber

1. Computer network: cyberspace
2. To have non-contact sexual oritentation through cyberspace with another

After connecting his computer to the *cyber* world, he was excited about *cyber*ing with a female in the Yahoo! chatrooms.

by Legato Bluesummers November 4, 2003

Cox Cable

Privately owned Cable company and subsidiary of Cox Enterprises, which currently operates in Metro areas and serves 6.2 Million customers in 17 states which are

Arizona
Arkansas
California
Connecticut
Florida
Georgia
Idaho
Iowa
Kansas
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Nebraska
Nevada
Ohio
Oklahoma
Virginia

They are also the sole Cable provider in Rhode Island.

Besides Rhode Island they do not have a big footprint and are 3rd largest preceded by Comcast and Time Warner.

Like all service monopolies, customer service is not a top priority. They are known to piss many people off and chase them out to Satellite TV since each cable company has a monopoly in the areas they serve.

Cox also offers Internet and Phone, and will give you the triple play offer which is Cable, Internet, and phone for $100. Otherwise though, their services are expensive. It is not unheard of to pay for $100 on digital cable alone with Cox after taxes and rental fees. The company goes as far as charging a rental fee for the REMOTE.

As far as Cox internet goes, for the most part, it is competitive with DSL. Most of their packages are $3 to $5 more or less than DSL's equivalent. Service is not the best and you will always find yourself stressing when calling the customer service line, for all of Cox services.

Cox cable sucks balls. I payed $50 for basic cable before switching to Satellite. Their Internet is decent I guess. You can't really complain if you have Verizon as the other option for Internet. Still sucks though. Their phone service after the smoke and mirrors isn't that pleasant. It's almost like Verizon which charges you for other phone features, most which come standard on cell phones. Even the prepaid ones.

by 14th Street DC June 28, 2010

Cyber Aids

A computer virus you get from shady porn sites.

The free porn was wild, but it gave me cyber AIDS

by Anoz January 16, 2009

Cyber Patrol

The spawn of Satan. A stupid censorware program that blocks most everything for violence. Only for overprotective, unfair parents who want their child's reputation go down in flames because their friend can't visit a website.

Cyber Patrol: We block violence, swearing, nudity, drugs, alcohol, satanism, hacking, chatrooms, free speech, computers, Cyber Patrol, Led Zeppelin, dairy products, sanity, music, play-doh, violence, violence, holidays, Buddhism, Christianity, pnats, your body and you, schooling, a proper education, children, safety, weapons, a family dinner, Jimi Hendrix, television, video games, words that contain at least one vowel, entertainment, violence, the internet, your friends, pda access, scholarships, violence, the king, your president, products by Mattel, your family, products by Microsoft or Apple, your mp3 player, your digital camera, your video camera, your cd player, your cds, telephone use, guitar use, drum use, writing documents on other computers, school computers, public computers, censorware programs, your dvd player access, celebration of holidays, spent time with your girlfirend/boyfriend, amount of air you use daily, a roof above your head, the food at your table, and everything in between, for the protection fo your child!

by Yeah fuck off March 25, 2005

cyber goggles

Goggles worn on the head usually by those who dress in an industrial/goth stlye. They come in many colours and some even glow. For fashion and clubwear.

Kid 1: Wear did you get those awesome cyber goggles?

Kid 2: E-bay dude! Check it out!

by eternalecstasy August 27, 2006