"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.
by Mr Sully September 10, 2023
Get the curse of the Chinaman mug.This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.
Kyle: You need to look at the map!
Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016
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after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.
bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."
guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.
guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.
guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
by mascow July 26, 2016
Get the the cursed cumstain mug.When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.
In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.
In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.
did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse
by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017
Get the Facebook curse mug.An old urban legend that states:
"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
1: Have you heard of The Curse of Nordic Cove?
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
by a dude, probably May 8, 2019
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Get the singularity curse mug.A community on Amino that’s supposed to promote self-love and support for bigger women. However, it’s known for being riddled with thirsty Indian men who fetishize the (primarily underaged) girls on there. They get pissed when you take too long to respond and will spam you. If you’re an underaged teen girl, stay FAR away from this community.
Girl: *Posts a selfie on Classy Curves*
Phone: *23 new notifications on Amino*
Indian man 1: hey bby
Indian man 2: wanna date bby?
Indian man 3: how old r u sexi?? 😍
You get the picture
Phone: *23 new notifications on Amino*
Indian man 1: hey bby
Indian man 2: wanna date bby?
Indian man 3: how old r u sexi?? 😍
You get the picture
by Some.Random.Bitch May 22, 2020
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