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Cunty jaiya

A cunty jaiya is when she bashes the person that she loves for no reason because she's a big meanie that wants to see her significant other cry by hurting his feelings by trashing him online.
That cunty jaiya wrote a definition on urban dictionary trashing her S.O titles cunty isaac
by Gun Laws June 5, 2020
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Cunty Bollocks

One who is delusional about one's status,
by Steve Morriss March 3, 2004
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Cunty Flaps

The vaginal flaps of a women, usually seeping pus.
erghhhhhhhhhh look at your cunty flaps
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Cunty Chin

a man whose chin is very stubbly, with an unsightly cleft... allowing for the unfortunate but inevitable comparison to a womans recently shaved, chubby vagina.
Yea, fuck off... you've got a proper cunty chin anyway, you ugly paedo.
by Mackster86 February 1, 2009
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Cunty McCunty Cunt

A pompous male that is such an asshole that if he were a female he would be a colossal cunty bitch
The boss's son treats us like he owns the place instead of his asshole dad.

Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.
by Cunty Joe September 23, 2016
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cunty brown dock

A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.
Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.
by Clinton Sounds April 6, 2005
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cunty speedy men

if you have a friend called jim and your name is mazdak cunty speedy men will run and float while beating the shit out of old disabled women
by shittymale June 2, 2018
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