A cunty jaiya is when she bashes the person that she loves for no reason because she's a big meanie that wants to see her significant other cry by hurting his feelings by trashing him online.
by Gun Laws June 05, 2020
M White Is A Cunty Bollocks
by Steve Morriss March 03, 2004
erghhhhhhhhhh look at your cunty flaps
by JAPPS FROGERS (aka jade and jen) November 14, 2007
a man whose chin is very stubbly, with an unsightly cleft... allowing for the unfortunate but inevitable comparison to a womans recently shaved, chubby vagina.
by Mackster86 February 01, 2009
The boss's son treats us like he owns the place instead of his asshole dad.
Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.
Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.
by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016
A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.
Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.
by Clinton Sounds April 06, 2005
The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".
Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.
by Tube Alloys September 06, 2017