Edward Cullen

A fucktard wannabe vampire that is in love with Bella, a fucktard herself. (Omg they should make babies of the FUCKTARD species! Oh, wait! Don't they already have a fucktard child?) He's a vegetarian vampire. A vampire that sucks on animal blood. Not human. And he SPARKLEZ? Nice, he sparkles, also. Yeah, I think Stephanie Meyer got the wrong idea of a REAL VAMPIRE. He's just a faggot pansy fairy that stalks Bella. (Apparently that's "romance" to him) Bella is even more of a fucktard that she even FELL for him! Are you serious?

P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.

Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute! You should read Twilight!

Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.

Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!

Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.

by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010

Cullen syndrome

the longing for something unattainable(could be a person or inhuman object) to the point of near insanity.

inspired by Edward cullen of the twilight seires

a: dude my girl wants to go all the way, but i took a vow of chastity

B: dude you've got some serious cullen syndrome

by Logan-943 May 15, 2009

Cullen

A boy (or girl) that any girl would do anything to be with. They would be very lucky and wouldn't be regretting anything once they get with him or her.

Omg I love Cullen
Cullen is amazing
Cullen is so fricking hot

by Tan.ner June 1, 2017

Edward Cullen

a fucking piece of bull shit. He's from a fucking book. Not even worth calling a real vampire - a disgrace.

"OMG! I LIKE LOOOVE Edward Cullen. He is SOO HAWT!!

shut up bitch, its a stupid book charactor. get a life.

by FUCKINGCHUCKNORIS April 4, 2009

cublet

A young hairy guy with a little belly who really is not big framed enough to be called a cub, so the name cublet came about.

Tom is a cublet, someday he will grow up to be a cub but never will be big enough to be a bear!

by Big Hairy Man May 3, 2007

cullencest

Incestual relations between any members of the vampire Cullen family: Edward, Emmet, Jasper, Rosalie, Alice, Carlisle and Esme.

Slash fics with say, Jasper/Edward pairings = Cullencest.

by naz*dawg December 21, 2008

Cullenized

1. Being in love with the any member of the Cullen clan or the entire clan as a whole.

I became Cullenized after I saw Twilight for the first time.

by Rosenrot13 June 2, 2009